if you want a nice body, go get it. if you want to become a lawyer, study your ass off. if you want nice hair, pick a style and get it done. stop being afraid and motivate yourself. find yourself. find your happiness, because it’s out there waiting for you.
"ARE WE REALLY HITTING ON EACH OTHER RIGHT NOW OR ARE WE KIDDING?!!" The Musical.
3 TIPS FOR A CUTE STOMACH
1. look at ur tummy
2. say “wow this is a cute tummy”
3. congratulations u have a cute tummy
what if in school instead of raising our hands we raised our legs
When you have a really “good” answer.
yo gettin married at 22 sounds a lot like leavin a party at 9:30 pm
i hate getting close to people because then they realize i’m a piece of shit
im not single im kraft® singlewas the ® even necessary
yes i do not want to go to jail
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.
It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are